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If there’s one problem with nude beaches, it’s that no one can’t control who actually takes off their clothes. Also, sand gets practically everywhere. Even so, they’re still better than regular beaches by virtue of one simple fact — they have naked people.

Considering all the above, here’s our list of the 10 most sizzling seaside spots around the globe to soak up the sun, au naturel.

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Spiaggia di Guvano

Corniglia, Italy
This small shoreline’s a far cry from the Riviera’s tourist-packed beaches, but well worth the short trek through a pitch-black tunnel (don’t forget a flashlight) in the mountainous Cinque Terre region. You’ll be rewarded with an isolated beach populated by naked Italians. Is there anything better?
Perk: You’ll probably be the only tourist there.
Pit: You might fall to your death attempting to reach it.

Red Beach 

Crete, Greece
While Red Beach gets its name from the rusty color of the sand, here’s another fun fact: A naked Frenchman camped out here for five years in the ’90s — carving animals and faces into the limestone — until the locals expelled him for being a bit too creepy. The name of that Frenchman? That’s right, it was none other than President François Hollande. JK! That’d be crazy, no?
Perk: There’s a refreshment bar that serves java and suds.
Pit: The sand’s a little coarse in some spots, which could do some damage (wink, wink). Bring a towel.

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